Home of the
Horny Monkey Martini
as well as over 70+
monkey cocktails!

 


Lunch Menu
(Served from 11:00 a.m to 3:00 p.m.)


THE FUNKY MONKEY
DRINK MENU

RAZZY MONKEY
Vox Vodka, DeKuyper Raspberry Rush and
Godiva Dark Chocolate Liqueur served in a martini glass.

PINK SILK PANTIES
PINK Vodka, DeKuyper Peach Pucker and cranberry juice.

MONKEY BITE
Skyy Vodka, Jägermeister, DeKuyper Raspberry Rush and cranberry juice.

SINGTINI MONKEY
Absolut Apeach Vodka, DeKuyper Peach Pucker and orange juice served up and chilled.

SQUEEZE THE MONKEY
Skyy Citrus Vodka, a splash of Cinzano Vermouth, shaken with
a fresh squeeze of lemon and garnished with a lemon twist.

KAMORA MUDSLIDE
Kamora, Skyy Vodka and cream, on the rocks.

THE BIG APPLE
Absolut Vodka, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
and a splash of sweet & sour, garnished with a lemon twist.

THE HOLLYWOOD MONKEY
Absolut Vodka, DeKuyper Triple Sec and cranberry juice, garnished with a lime twist.

MONKEY MARGARITA
Patron Tequila, Grand Marnier and sweet & sour on the rocks.

THE GREEN MONKEY
Midori Melon and DeKuyper Triple Sec, garnished with a lemon twist

MONKEY HUMMER
Kamora and Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with ice and cream. A deliciously cold combination.

MONKEY KAIAGARA
Kai Vodka, DeKuyper Blue Curacao and Red Bull

MONKEY ON ACID
Jägermeister, Sweet & Sour and pineapple juice.

DIRTY MONKEY
Level by Absolut Vodka with a splash of olive juice.

THE GOLDEN MONKEY
Absolut Mandrin Grand Marnier, cranberry juice and orange juice.

RICKEY MONKEY
Absolut Vanilia and sweet & sour

EVIL MONKEY
Absolut Vanilia, pineapple juice and sweet & sour

CAMPARI & SODA
A traditional Favorite

KING KONGS FAVORITE
Ultimate Vanilla Chocolate Vodka,
Starbucks Coffee Liqueur and Cola

THE MONKEY LOST HIS CANNOLI
Faretti Biscotti Liqueur and Cream

MUTHA MONKEY'S FAVORITE
Asombroso Tequila, Chateau Pomari and sour

SPANK THE MONKEY
Kamora with 99 Bananas.

CARAMEL APPLE
DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker with DeKuyper Buttershots Schnapps. Delicious!

KENTUCKY SODA
Knob Creek Bourbon and Coke.

ECSTASY & SOUR
Ecstasy Pomegranate and Lemonade

METRO MONKEY
Absolut Kurant, DeKuyper Triple Sec, sweet & sour and cranberry juice.

THE NATURAL MONKEY
4 Copas Organic Tequila, X-Rated Fusion liqueur and sour

VIOLET SKYY
Skyy Vodka, DeKuyper Raspberry Rush and a splash of lime juice, garnished with a lemon twist.

BLACK RUSSIAN MONKEY
Imperia Russian Vodka and Kamora served on the rocks or up in a martini glass.

HORNIE MONKEY
Sauza Hornitos Tequila, DeKuyper Melon and Sweet & Sour

CHOCOLATE MONKEY
This drink is a Gorilla. Godiva Dark Chocolate and Absolut Vodka.

BRAZILIAN HAIRLESS MONKEY
Sagatiba Cachaca, Chateau Pomari, sour and soda water

WHAT THE $ @ # % !
Bartenders Special, new drinks or liqueur.
Whatever the Boss Monkey would like you to try.

COSMOPOLITAN MONKEY
Absolut Citron, Grand Marnier, lime and cranberry juice with a lemon twist

SMOKIN' MONKEY
Level Vodka with a touch of Laphroaig Scotch

AMAZONIAN MONKEY
Midori, Cruzan Coconut Rum, DeKuyper Blue Curacao,
 99 Bananas and pineapple juice shaken.

EFFEN MONKEY
Effen Vodka, 99 Banana's and Grenadine topped with orange juice.

MONKEY JUNK
Absolut Ruby Red, cranberry juice and sour

BUTTERSCOTCH MONKEY
Patron XO Cafe, Bailey's and DeKuyper Buttershots

SEXY MONKEY
Cavalli Vodka, DeKuyper Peach Schnapps, Grand Mamier, cranberry juice and o.j.

MONKEY COMET
Absolut Citron, DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker and sweet & sour

CHOKE THE MONKEY
Michael Collins, Starbucks Coffee Liqueur and Goldschlager

TOKYO MONKEY
Absolut Vodka, Tanqueray Gin, Cruzan Rum, Patron Tequila, Midori and sweet & sour

THE GRAND MONKEY
Absolut Mandrin Vodka and Grand Mamier garnished with a cherry.

THE EFFEN BANANA BLAST!
Effen Vodka and 99 Bananas with a float of Emmets Irish Cream.

THE “KNOB MANHATTAN”
Knob Creek Bourbon and a splash of Cinzano Sweet Vermouth, garnished with a cherry.

THE EX-WIFE
Aftershock – starts off hot, finishes cold.

THE CREAMY MONKEY
Cruzan Coconut Rum with Carolans Irish Cream on the rocks.

THE MONKEY
Absolut Vodka, DeKuyper Peach Pucker, splash of 7-Up.

FUNKY MONKEY
Tommy Bahama White Sands Rum DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker, and O.J.

COSMO MONKEY
Sauza Hornitos, fresh lime juice, DeKuyper Triple Sec and cranberry juice.

MANGO MOJITO MONKEY
Cruzan Mango Rum, mint, fresh lime juice sugar and soda water.

FARTING GORILLA
Kamora, Carolans Irish Cream and Crown Royal.

IRISH MONKEY
Dooley's Toffee Liqueur, dash of Carolans Irish Cream
and a splash of Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey.

X RATED MONKEY
X Rated with Tropical fruit flavors with a splash of X-Rated Vodka.

CANADIAN MONKEY “EH!”
Canadian Club, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker, and cranberry juice.

MEXICAN MONKEY
Patron Silver, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker and sweet & sour

COCONUT COOLER
"Monkeys Love it" Cruzan Coconut Rum, 99 Banana's and Cruzan Pineapple Rum.

CREAMY DREAMY MONKEY MARTINI
Monkeys love this one.
Starbucks Liqueur, Cruzan Coconut Rum, topped with Half & Half.
Shaken over ice served in a martini glass.

BAZOOKA JOE
Carolans Irish Cream, DeKuyper Blue Curacao and 99 Bananas Liqueurs

APPLE JOLLEY RANCHER
DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker, Vox Apple Vodka, sweet & sour with a splash of soda

CRAZY MONKEY
Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila, Kamor,
over ice with lemon.

SWEET TART
Absolut Raspberri Vodka, sweet & sour, orange juice and cranberry juice.

007
Absolut Mandrin Vodka, orange juice and 7-Up.

RED HEADED MONKEY SLUT
Jägermeister, DeKuyper Peach Schnapps and cranberry juice.

MANGO MONKEY
"The girl I met in High School" Cruzan Mango Rum
and Courvoisier served on the rocks. Garnished with a slice of lime.

THE BREEZIE MONKEY
Cruzan Pineapple Rum and cranberry juice with a splash of
Midori Melon Liqueur served on the rocks. Garnished with a lime.

MONKEY MEDITATION
Absolut Citron, Zen Green Tea Liqueur and sour

COMRADE MONKEY
Russian Standard Vodka, Carolans Irish Cream with a dash of DeKuyper Hazelnut.

A PEAR OF MONKEYS
Absolut Pears, cranberry juice and lemon-lime soda.

AUSSIE MONKEY
Boomerang Vodka, Chateau Pomari and pineapple juice.


KARAOKE STARTS - Wednesday, Thursday & Friday: 4pm
Saturday, Sunday, Monday & Tuesday: 8pm